Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
who want to share their religious views with you almost never
want you to share yours with them.
Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
Never lick a steak knife.
The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.
You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant
unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background,
is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.
Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark.
A large group of professionals built the Titanic.
More to come.....