One afternoon a little girl returned from school, and announced that her

friend had told her where babies come from.

Amused, her mother replied:

“Really, sweetie, why don't you tell me all about it?"

The little girl explained, "Well... OK... the Mummy and Daddy take off all of their

clothes, and the Daddy's thingee sort of stands up,and then Mummy puts

it in her mouth, and then it sort of explodes, and that's how you get

babies".

 Her mum shook her head, leaned over to meet her, eye to eye and said,

“Oh, Darling, that's sweet, but that's not how you get babies. That's

how you get jewellery!"

 

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